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When I am persecuted for loving God too much, I focus on creating laughter through all the tears.

Jesus Christ was the best teacher, coach, mentor, leader & guide back in the day! My vision & ideas improve dramatically when i get down on my knees to pray!

How can you tell if you've smoked too much weed?

You can't smoke too much weed!

How Do You Turn Tap Water Into Holy Water?

Boil the hell out of it!

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty gals live!

What Do You Get When You Eat Marijuana?

A pot belly!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOBO & A HOMO? A HOBO HAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL WHILE A HOMO HAS FRIENDS UP THE ASS!

What do Dealing with the Mafia & Cunnilingus Have in Common?

One slip of the tongue & you're in deep shit!

WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?                                               IT IS THE SAME AS A FRENCH KISS ONLY DOWN UNDER!

HUMOR IS THE BEST THERAPY!!

Irish Eddie Murphy has the answers to all your questions about finding the Truth, the Life & the Best Way.  Thessalonians 5:11 says "encourage each other and lift each other up!"

WHAT DO GODDESSES & SPAGHETTI HAVE IN COMMON?

THEY BOTH WIGGLE WHEN YOU EAT THEM!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WRCH MENTAL HEALTH WORKER & A PIZZA?

A PIZZA CAN FEED A FAMILY OF 4!

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD LAWYER & A GREAT LAWYER?

A GOOD LAWYER KNOWS THE LAW & A GREAT LAWYER KNOWS THE JUDGE!

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BULL FROM CHARGING?

TAKE AWAY HIS CREDIT CARD!

WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER TRUST A PIG WITH A SECRET?

CAUSE IT'S BOUND TO SQUEAL!

WHAT DO BIRDS GIVE OUT ON HALLOWEEN?

TWEETS!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMART GROUP OF TREES?

A BRAINFOREST!

HOW MANY HIPPIES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?

NONE - BECAUSE HIPPIES DON'T SCREW IN LIGHTBULBS;  HIPPIES SCREW IN TENTS OR ON THE BEACH OR IN THE WOODS;  BUT, THEY DON'T SCREW IN LIGHTBULBS!

HOW DO YOU CATCH A WHOLE SCHOOL OF FISH?

WITH BOOK!WORMS!

WHAT DID ONE FIREFLY SAY TO THE OTHER FIREFLY?

YOU GLOW GIRL!

WHAT KIND OF BEES MAKE MILK?

BOO-BEES!