When I Get Down on my Knees to Pray!

I thank God for all my blessings with every sun that rises & every sun that sets.

When I get thrown in jail for something I did not do, I bond with the Creator and that is as real as it gets!

I Don't Always Have the Words to Say!

I am a farmer and fisherman without any girlfriends or my own baseball team and that makes me very sad.

As bad as the cops make me out to be, I am really not that bad.

But When I Do It Anyway, I Always Have a Better Day!

Edward Victor Murphy is my name - I am the protochrist and I need to give God glory and praise!

Jesus Christ is my savior and that is what the Bible says.

Irish Eddie Murphy

My stage name is irisheddiemurphy.com because there are many Irish Eddie Murphy's in the world but i am the funniest one.  I have a great deal of enthusiasm and optimism about the future of the world and plan on being a trillionaire by the time I am done.

Even though I am currently homeless;

My message is from God that "The Kingdom of Heaven is Here!"

Ladies are meant to rule the world and that needs to be made clear.

Mother Mary is the Queen of Peace in Heaven w/o any doubt.

God made me on Earth to help people figure that out!

I WANT TO MAKE A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD FOR THOSE IN NEED!

GOD IS SO AMAZING GOD MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS WITH THE FAITH OF A SEED!

GOD KNOWS MY HEART IS TRUE & FILLED WITH LOVE I WANT TO SHARE!

I CHOOSE TO LOVE RATHER THAN HATE, TO LAUGH RATHER THAN CRY & FORGIVE BECAUSE I CARE!

FREEDOM COMES FROM THE GRACE TO FORGIVE THOSE THAT HAVE DONE ME WRONG!

THE EVIL THAT COMES FROM PEOPLE THAT WORSHIP MONEY - I PRAY WON'T LAST TOO LONG!

PEOPLE WORSHIP MONEY MUCH MORE THAN THE DEVIL THEY HAVE YET TO MEET!

THE GOD I SERVE BLESSED ME WITH A HEART OVERFLOWING WITH JOY WHEN I SING & DANCE ON MY FEET!

I LOVE THE WAY GOD LOVES ME MORE THAN THE WORDS IN MY BRAIN CAN EXPLAIN!

THE BIBLE REMINDS ME EVERY DAY THAT JESUS CHRIST WAS A TRAVELER EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER RODE A TRAIN!

MY FLESH IS WEAK COMPARED TO THE STRENGTH IN MY SOUL WHEN I PRAY FOR THE POWER TO HEAL!

I LOVE THE WAY GOD ENCOURAGES & EMPOWERS ME TO CARE FOR OTHERS BY EMPATHIZING WITH HOW THEY FEEL!

I KNOW THAT MY BEST DAYS ARE NOT BEHIND ME WHEN I SAY IT'S THE 1ST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

I PRAY THAT EVERYONE IS ABLE TO MEDITATE ON "GOD IS LOVE" TO GET RID OF ALL THEIR STRIFE!

I CAN TRY TO EMPATHIZE WITH JESUS CHRIST ABANDONED IN DARKNESS EVEN THOUGH HE WAS OUR GUIDING LIGHT!

I HAVE MY OWN CROSS TO BEAR WHEN I GIVE GLORY TO GOD WITH THE WORDS I WRITE!

I VALUE PEOPLE'S TIME THEY SHARE WITH ME MORE THAN THEIR MONEY!

WHEN I WORSHIP GOD WITH SONGS & DANCING IT HELPS ME WRITE STORIES THAT ARE FUNNY!

IF IRELAND SANK INTO THE SEA, THE ONLY COUNTY THAT WOULD NOT SINK IS THE ONE CALLED COUNTY CORK!

IT CONCERNS ME THAT WHEN CHILDREN ASK THEIR PARENTS WHERE THEY CAME FROM - THEY ARE TOLD "FROM A STORK"!

THE REASON THAT THE HOLY GHOST CAN NOT TELL A LIE IS BECAUSE PEOPLE SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE!

FANS OF JESUS CHRIST MUST RECOGNIZE & REALIZE THAT JESUS CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE  BUT, HE CAN'T TURN WHINING INTO ANYTHING EVEN IF HE DID TRY!

I HAVE FAITH WITHOUT DOUBT IN GOD THAT I CAN DO ALL THINGS THROUGH JESUS CHRIST WHO STRENGTHENS ME!

I AM DESTINED FOR GREATNESS IF ONLY IN MY HEART, MIND, BODY & SOUL - I HAVE A DESIRE TO BECOME THE "KING OF HOSPITALITY"!

GOD CAN TURN ALL DARKNESS INTO LIGHT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT IF PEOPLE HAVE FAITH WITHOUT FEAR IN THEIR HEART!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GREAT TO GET STARTED;  BUT, YOU HAVE TO GET STARTED IN ORDER TO BE GREAT SO YOU CAN DO YOUR PART!